Sausage of Doom

from $23.67
Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.