Sausage of Doom - Heavyweight

from $35.79
Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
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Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh