Sausage of Doom - Organic

from $29.83
Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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This unisex t-shirt is made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, combining comfort with durability. The textured ribbed neck strikes a balance between sporty and casual and adds versatility to your wardrobe. Timeless and top quality—this is the t-shirt you’ll want to wear on repeat.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
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Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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This unisex t-shirt is made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, combining comfort with durability. The textured ribbed neck strikes a balance between sporty and casual and adds versatility to your wardrobe. Timeless and top quality—this is the t-shirt you’ll want to wear on repeat.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh