THe sausage of doom

Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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from $23.67
Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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This unisex t-shirt is made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, combining comfort with durability. The textured ribbed neck strikes a balance between sporty and casual and adds versatility to your wardrobe. Timeless and top quality—this is the t-shirt you’ll want to wear on repeat.
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
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Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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Want a tee with a flattering fit and sturdy construction? Look no further. Men’s boxy tee is the best choice for relaxed streetwear looks and layering. With a reinforced neckline and luxe feel, this shirt will be your go-to choice season after season.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 7 oz./yd.² (237.34 g/m²)
• Oversized relaxed fit
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• Ribbed collar reinforced neckline
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
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Run! Run for your life!

Or... if you take a bite, and I take a bite... with a bite, bite here and a bite, bite there...

With creeping authoritarianism, a quickly worsening climate crisis, wars, systemic economic failures, food insecurity, threats of pandemics, and all kinds of other ills, one thing is certainly true: we have plenty of doom to look forward to. And BBQs. And friends to share with.

The old adage about how to eat an elephant is applicable to our Doom Sausage also: one bite at a time. Oh, and many mouths makes quicker work of it.

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Elevate your outfit with the men’s premium heavyweight tee. The tee has a structured, classy fit and is both durable and soft thanks to its ring-spun cotton material. Layer the t-shirt or wear it on its own and enjoy great looks with little effort!

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh